Move over Jurassic Park, now everyone can own a personal dinosaur! This is your chance to bid on a $16,950 life-size stegosaurus, a dominant species from the Late Jurassic period. Known as the “roof-lizard,” this guy marks one of the most famous species of dinosaur. How could you not want him in your front lawn? Or maybe you’re looking for the ultimate prank — imagine what it would be like making the early morning commute and pulling up to a light with this beast poised and ready for attack in the intersection! And because this stegosaurus has feelings, you can keep him company by purchasing his children for only $579 each.

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