You can live the life you’ve always wanted with the power of 100,000 volts in the palm of your hand. I don’t care if you live in the country or in the middle of NYC’s mean city streets, there are countless things you can do with that many volts.

For only 22 bucks, you can instantly fry your eggs or immobilize your nagging boyfriend or girlfriend for 10 to 30 minutes of quiet bliss. Have trouble getting to sleep? Give yourself a quick, efficient zap and it’s counting sheep for you!

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