For one million dollars, you can purchase this individual’s soul! After payment, they will send you a signed contract, granting you ownership of their soul after their natural death (in other words, if you find a way to quicken the process, it will void the contract). Honestly, having another soul would really come in handy. You could be a complete jackass the rest of your life, and then just use their soul when it’s time to pass through heaven’s gate.  

Bid with confidence, knowing that this auctioneer’s soul is guaranteed to be delivered as they have 100 percent positive feedback! Unless, that is, the other people who’ve done commerce with this individual are just as off their rocker as the auctioneer. Also, you should read the fine print on the contract to make sure you’re not buying a soul music collection.

Click through and start your own legion of souls to do your bidding.