This is the ultimate excuse to be surrounded by nude women all day — own an escort agency. Next time your wife asks why you smell like another woman’s perfume, tell her to bugger off because it’s your official business! This agency reportedly brings in $600,000 a year. Anything that legitimately returns 10 times your initial investment is worth looking into. The current owner is even willing to train you and hand over all his clients and girls along with his business model.

It’s one thing to own a dive nudey bar, but this is said to be New England’s hottest escort agency. Wrestling with the ethics of it? Make your models promise not to give happy endings — problem solved.

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