This auction proves that there are still people out their dueling for the dumbest auction in existence. Instead of biggest value, some auctioneers are striving for worst value, while pumping up their auction with enough bologna to fill up all of Italy.

For $500, you can gain exclusive rights to watch this person completely shave their head. Maybe if it was Tom Selleck — come on, the dude’s got nice hair — and if the hair was going towards a cancer foundation for wigs it’d make for a good auction. Otherwise, this particular post may simply be a very desperate and lonely individual trying to reach out.

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