Here we have one of the most classic gag gifts of all time, the WeePee, or pulls-his-pants-down-and-pisses…whatever you call this thing. Although not quite on the same plateau as farting, pissing can usually be relied upon for a few good laughs with the right applications. For example, one of the auctioneer’s suggested uses for this was to use it as a drink mixer.

Interesting cultural note: the Manneken Pis in Brussels, Belgium is an actual statue of a little boy pissing near the Grand Place (the main square in Brussels). This statue is rated as one of the top sights to see there and is probably the inspiration for all pissing gag gifts.

Click through and bid on some classic pissing.