So you think this is a joke? Think again. With this purple marching majorette band jacket, you can lead your own parade. Oh yeah, that’s right. Be an individual. Be a nonconformist! There are too many people following too few.

A bid of $20 could buy you the opportunity to stand up for yourself and show people the way. Lead them by demonstrating that they don’t in fact need to be led! 

Okay, so maybe it’s a joke, but click through anyway.