Don’t get me wrong, the female body is an amazing wonderland, one which I’ll always cherish deeply — but beads for boobs? Come on girls, you’re better than that. If they were actual gems or gold beads, then maybe I could see a quick flash being justified, but for plastic? 

I know it’s one week out of the year to shed inhibitions, but I’ll play the role of devil’s advocate and ask where the equity is? Not that I want to see such a scene, but where’s the scenario beads for balls? Either way, have fun with Mardi Gras celebrations and check out this auction for a large bag of green, purple and gold beads. And can anyone tell me how beads came to be such a big part of this celebration?

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