Alright boyz and girlz, can you say “big pimpin’?” This 2006 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder represents one of the few guaranteed ways to elevate your social status overnight! This is in the class of automobiles where all you need to do is simply stand by it and you will become a magnet. You will attract the highest socialites, prove to an employer that you’re worth that dream job and garner your dream spouse.

Is all this really true? I’m the one writing and I think I smell bull dung. However, in all honesty, stepping up to the plate for a sick purchase like this could be the wake-up call you’ve always needed. Maybe bidding on this car will provide that missing notion that you are worth it — that you rule. Own it baby, own it.  

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