This auction grants the unbelievable ability to vanish and reappear as you desire! Notice I wrote “unbelievable” — who the hell with a quarter of a brain would believe something like this? Or is that just part of the fun, blowing money on the world’s dumbest items possible?

Well, apparently this item is the product of a thousand-year old secret and is currently used by the CIA and foreign intelligence agencies…yet only an eBay member has been made privy to this. Simply fascinating, for less than $25 I could quite possibly go anywhere and virtually do anything I want.

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