This handy item may change the strong stigma of scratching one’s undercarriage in public — a classy..umm..tennis ball scratcher. It even features a female-style hand, so homophobic guys can scratch with total comfort.

Honestly, this thing’s pretty funny, making for a great gag gift. On the other hand, with enough prominent support, it could very well change public opinion towards a man’s need to “adjust” throughout the day.

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