This auction features a TeleSecurity device, offering you the freedom you deserve when you talk to grandma…or your CIA operatives. This gadget affords protection against phone tapping and has no government regulation — which means the technology is cutting-edge or doesn’t work at all.

Whether you want to disable eavesdropping technology from picking up on your sensitive information, such as credit cards, or you simply don’t want your significant other to know about a secret hot date, this thing could make for a pretty cool tech-toy. 

Click through and start your own Patriot Act.