Medical professionals still haven’t been able to find a cure for blue balls, but we have found Super Blue Stuff! What’s up with medical merchandise marketers? Do they think we’ve gotten bored using plain ol’ Bengay for topical pain relief? Or is this stuff aimed at children, attempting to make it fun having adult-level muscle sores?

Honestly, I know they’re just trying to be different without reinventing the wheel, but why not sell Nickelodeon Gack and prescribe it as eye cleaner while they’re at it?  

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