Neighbor hasn’t returned your chainsaw in four months? No problem, reacquire it with ease with this rugged 60-ton LARC-LX (Lighter, Amphibious, Resupply, Cargo) . For just 125,000 small ones, you could use this 60-ton monster to crush right through your neighbor’s house and fit his entire shed in the cargo bay.

And after you finish up your yard work, you could bypass busy flight paths and go island hopping with this LARC’s sick amphibious capabilities!

Click through and conquer your neighborhood.