Now, when the auctioneer admits that their auction is “kind of silly,” should that raise a flag? Yes. But does that mean you still might be able to extract some value from this auction? Sure; give it a try. The auctioneer is offering a golf tee and a divot replacement tool for $10,000.

However, these two tools represent the first step in a barter proposal, wherein the auctioneer hopes to go to school with the $10,000 from the auction, and then eventually be able to offer something of equal or greater value in the future. This sounds ludicrous, but imagine the potential rewards of having your very own indentured servant.

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