Now, I used to think that a storm might be coming, or that their brains were the sizes of walnuts every time my pets started acting up. But I was severely mistaken. I know now that it was their maladjusted energy fields conflicting with their inner force.

Alright, I’m poking fun at this auction for distance reiki energy healing session for pets. I have heard some positive things about reiki, and do intend on reading up on it. But for pets? Reiki this: feed them, pet them and…feed them. And their energy fields should stay just fine.

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