Quit being a wallflower, barfly or whatever sorry excuse you call yourself and start bringin’ in the ladies; without paying for them (well, without paying directly). Here’s an auction for what is surely to become a new wave in legitimate pimpery.

Thanks to Mr. Snoop Doggy Dogg, we know that pimpery pays, and thanks to this auctioneer, you have the opportunity for personal coaching on how to get the hottest of women to not only talk to you, but to fall for you. Check out the auction, and you’ll find the auctioneer’s face next a cute girl’s butt for ample proof that he knows what he’s doing with the ladies.

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