Lonely during the week? Trouble finding someone to party with on the weekend? Your troubles are over! This $300 heavy, durable plastic mannequin even comes fully equipped with adjustable lights. This thing is pretty ghoulish looking, making it ideal for Goth clothing stores or getting you used to dealing with your significant other in the senior years.

Mind you though, the clothes are permanently attached, so for those of you who are really lonely, keep looking.

Click through and bid on a new best friend.