Here’s the Web’s best kept secret: a cloning device! For only $27.95, you can have your very own cloning device. I have no doubt that the manufacturer is able to keep the costs down because they only needed to make one device, and then just cloned the rest of them, cutting down…completely eliminating production costs.

Supposedly, you’ll be able to put in anything you desire into this cloning device and it will produce an exact replica. The auctioneer suggests copying items such as ceramics, but I suggest the completely illegal path of inserting a single dollar and creating a fortune. I also suggest that you request a life-size device, so you can clone your significant other and create your own harem.

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