“My Maserati does 185, I pushed the button, and now I don’t drive.” I love that song! What I don’t love is when my expensive radar detector allowed me to get snagged going 30 m.p.h. over the speed limit, and then failed to detect the cops again. Fifteen minutes later, when my girlfriend failed to absorb the lesson I learned five miles back, she got snagged doing 15 over and was let off.

This auction boasts caught-speeding tricks and how to smooze with the fuzz. If their tips and tricks work, it could save you a bundle.

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