Even if you don’t quite have the cash flow to handle purchasing an amazing billiards table like this, then just cash out part of your 401K. Then, all you need to do is play hard every day and then become the world’s best pool shark, repay your 401K before your penalized and earn a starting spot on ESPN’s tour. Simple, right?

It’s at least worth the try — this table features hand-carved legs, rich oak, scalloped edges and completely stylish looks.

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