I will personally mail a check to anyone who honestly, within 30 seconds or less, knew what the title refers to. However, I will only send the check if it is accompanied by polygraph results substantiating the truth. And the polygraph must have been purchased through eBay. Note: check amount will be no greater than one cent, and I will not pay for shipping and handling.

For those of you who didn’t know, the title references one of the greatest, most classic comedies of all time, Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs. I only recently discovered that Vespa is a brand of scooter, so the movie reference makes a lot more sense to me now. I love obtaining little background nuggets years later!

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