Ice your face baby! Make the masses flock to you by looking like you’re worth thousands — for the price of $8.00. This face grill sports 14K gold plating and the finest CZ’s, making your mouth the next hottest thing on the block.

That’s what I’d write if my job was to sell these things. In my humble, and possibly completely uncool opinion, grillz are up on the top 10 list for “Ways to Make Yourself Look Like an Idiot.” If demonstrating your deep pockets to random people on the street is important to you, then just pin a couple benjies on the outside of your jacket.

Click through and bid on something you’d never find on dad’s BBQ.