This cup yields 30 years of power drawn from Rabbi Azulai’s practicing of the Kabbalah and writing talismans. He managed to transfer all the secrets of the Kabbalah into this cup. The cup is said to grant longer, healthier lives. I’m guessing your ordinary multivitamin would probably offer a better chance at longevity than this cup.

And did the transfer of power and secrets to the cup kill the great Rabbi? Why hasn’t he mass produced these? Why can’t I find a magic cup at Wal-Mart?

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