At long last, the auction you’ve been searching high and low for: six jumbo raccoon baculum bones; penis bones to the layperson. The auctioneer claims they make great stir sticks, but I can think of better ones. In reality, the baculum is a bone found in the penis of most mammals. Contrary to the sexual reference of “boning,” humans are blood-pressure supported; no bones about it.

The raccoon baculum is actually a good luck charm and a sign of fertility in some cultures. And I suppose you could skip the Viagra and jerry-rig something special with this item.

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