Now you can rob banks and hold up liquor stores to your heart’s content with this brand-new bulletproof vest! This bad runner is a level IIIA police-style vest with ceramic plates.

Other than an episode on Jackass, America’s Most Disturbed Home Videos, or Honey I Shot the Neighbor should you really need one of these things. I’m pretty sure police officers are provided with these free of charge, so if you’re bidding on this vest, then you’ll probably want to keep a low profile about it.  

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