Do you have what it takes to screw? By which I mean, are you willing to pay for a screw? This is quite possibly the only time you can tell your spouse that you paid for a screw and not get in trouble — it’s an auction for an actual metal screw!

At first, I thought this was just another idiotic way to encourage unemployment in America by selling a ridiculous item with no work behind it. But now I’m thinking that this is an extreme display of capitalism in motion. This is America people! We can sell and buy exactly as we wish. Go forth and practice that right! 

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