Stop adopting children and just name them. It’s as simple as that; no more childcare responsibilities, only the fun stuff. Maybe not, but this is an auction for the opportunity to name a couple’s child. The highest bidder will have their choice of name, but the parents do reserve the right to deny the name, and money.

If you bid, I’d also ask for a copy of the birth certificate to prove that your money was “well spent.” I’d also request to be listed as a tertiary designee on the couple’s will. You will be part of the family won’t you?

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