“Housekeeping…you want mint for pillow?” I have traveled around the world and stayed in countless hotels. No offense to anyone, but I have yet to come across an even remotely attractive maid. Most of them have been hospitable, but they certainly haven’t given any reason to see why the maid outfit has become such a classic sex and lingerie symbol.

I guess it ties into the fantasy of having your two dollar tip for maid service go towards some real “servicing.” Either way, bid online for lingerie and avoid the embarrassing looks from people in the store.

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