Any kid growing up outside of major city limits should be entitled to own a BB gun. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not buddies with Charlton Heston or anything, I just think BB guns are really fun. They also provide a great opportunity to teach kids true responsibility and caution. And what better way to supplement a lazy cat’s deficiency than keeping your lawn clear of vermin with your own non-lethal weapon?

Overly cautious parents shouldn’t be afraid to offer an air gun to their children — just make sure they don’t shoot it alone and always wear sunglasses. If you really don’t trust your kid, but still want to get this for them, lock it up. Otherwise, if they’re like me when I was a kid, there will be a few yard lamps out in the neighborhood.

View the Auction