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With your average cruise fee per person at over $500, this bid of under a $100 is pretty tantalizing. But this isn’t a bid for just one person, it’s three days and two nights for two people! Bid strong and you could win a fantastic cruise and resort vacation.
The voyage starts in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and takes you to the amazing Grand Bahamas. You’ll have the opportunity to gorge on lavish buffets, try your luck at Vegas-style casinos, snorkeling and much more. I’ve never once heard a single negative thing about this paradise and believe it’d be well worth it to make a serious bid.
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To me, it doesn’t make much sense to have Happy Hour at the end of the day. Who needs to relax and celebrate at the end of the day? It’s reward enough just being able to walk out the doors of the office, feeling the brilliant sun on computer-screen-dried eyes.
With this Summit SBC-500 portable kegerater, you can transform dismal lunch hour into your own personal Happy Hour. Get refreshment when you need it most. A few pints of ale will make the final hours sail.
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So you want to buy a wave runner. Sure, they’re mad fun to rent and are one of the best attention getters on the water. But there’s a good amount of maintenance involved, including docking fees and skyrocketing gas prices (possibly $4 - $5 this summer).
So I suggest baby steps. Bid on this awesome water-ready toy RC wave runner. It’s about two feet long and can get up to 15 - 20 mph. Not only does this remote control contraption look like amazing fun for all ages, but it you might decide that this toy is enough to keep you busy, and that you don’t need the real thing.
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Any kid growing up outside of major city limits should be entitled to own a BB gun. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not buddies with Charlton Heston or anything, I just think BB guns are really fun. They also provide a great opportunity to teach kids true responsibility and caution. And what better way to supplement a lazy cat’s deficiency than keeping your lawn clear of vermin with your own non-lethal weapon?
Overly cautious parents shouldn’t be afraid to offer an air gun to their children — just make sure they don’t shoot it alone and always wear sunglasses. If you really don’t trust your kid, but still want to get this for them, lock it up. Otherwise, if they’re like me when I was a kid, there will be a few yard lamps out in the neighborhood.
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I actually don’t know who Tony Sinclair is, but I’m certainly familiar with my old friend Tanqueray. This is an auction for a cool VIP experience. You and a guest will attend a special dinner and cocktails with Tony Sinclair in San Francisco, CA. And you actually get to walk the green carpet with him. Just make sure you don’t get too friendly with the Tanqueray, or you’ll be crawling down the green carpet.
You’ll also be privy to some ”behind-the-ropes” access. I’d really like to hear some feedback on specific “behind-the-ropes” experiences…what goes on back there?
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“Housekeeping…you want mint for pillow?” I have traveled around the world and stayed in countless hotels. No offense to anyone, but I have yet to come across an even remotely attractive maid. Most of them have been hospitable, but they certainly haven’t given any reason to see why the maid outfit has become such a classic sex and lingerie symbol.
I guess it ties into the fantasy of having your two dollar tip for maid service go towards some real “servicing.” Either way, bid online for lingerie and avoid the embarrassing looks from people in the store.
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I just recently finished reading David Sedaris’ Me Talk Pretty One Day, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. It brilliantly covers Sedaris’ personal, humorous attempts at a wide variety of “careers,” his relationships and his consciously peculiar view on the world. Or, perhaps he has similar views, but none of us ever have the courage to admit it.
His writing makes for a wonderful read in part because he’s absolutely fearless in sharing many things about himself that most of us would simply cower from doing. He should most definitely be applauded for his extremely entertaining honesty.
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Scarlett Johansson is ridiculously pretty. I should just end this post with that — enough said. However, there’s definitely more to this. Bid hard and win an amazing opportunity to attend the world premier of He’s Just Not That Into You (Los Angeles or New York City) and meet Scarlett Johansson!
Just being able to shake her hand, and possibly get a nice little smooch, would be far worth the bid. But this bid also includes chauffeured car service to the premiere and hair and makeup for one by Prive.
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Although it’s been a few months since I’ve been to a show, I consider myself an avid concert goer. I’ve gone to so many I can’t even remember them, and it’s not because of the clouds I walked through at the concerts.
I got revved up when I saw this post for two great seats to see Billy Joel’s Last Play at Shea. He has such feel-good music, which I can only imagine would be amazing to hear live. And the final song may be reason enough to bid: Rumor has it that Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr will perform the final song!
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Have you ever felt like you could be a superstar on stage, but just haven’t had the guitar skills to make it a reality? This auction post provides the opportunity to get paired up with a studio guitarist, specializing in various genres. So, you wouldn’t be getting a band mate to make it happen on stage, but you’d get a polished pro who could help you get some demos down to send to some record executives.
This is a great way to complete a sound you’ve been working on and get a foot in the door of the music industry.
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And I’m not sayin’ that because I burnt my tongue on the sauce — bid on this auction for the chance to win two VIP tickets to the Mamma Mia! premiere in Berlin. As part of an Oxfam America development and relief endeavor, this auction will support a good cause. And even if you have a heart that rivals the Grinch’s, you have to love the cast of this performance.
You’ll be able to experience what has become a Broadway mainstay, starring Colin Firth, Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan. Enjoy!
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I’ve never been on a stage for a theatrical performance, yet this auction even has me tempted to bid. Bid successfully on this auction and you will actually have the chance to make your Broadway debut in the Tony Award-winning production of RENT! How is this possible you ask? Just bid!
Winning bidder will have the opportunity to be fit with a costume and done up in complete makeup, take part in a cast rehearsal and then be able to sing in two numbers, live on stage. Since this is a bid-based auction, and not talent-based, they may fit you with a mask to muffle your voice.
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