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Killer Shades Man

Vintage Ray Ban SunglassesAre you the last of your friends with your original 80’s haircut? Do you still think Slash could be your father? Then these killer vintage 80’s Ray Bans are an absolute must-have for you. And they even have a sick loop to hold them on your head-banging dome piece.  

And if you are that guy who owns the mosh pit, then check out some other auctions for sunglasses that pass ANSI Z87; meets the requirements for basic impact and high impact protection.

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Clarity Enhancement Technology

2.09k Round Diamond Wedding Ring 14k White GoldYou can tell your girlfriend that her jeans look more slimming on a clown and you can come home drunk with your underwear on you head during her Tupperware party, but you absolutely can not mess up buying her the perfect engagement ring. This is a purchase that has the potential to haunt you for the rest of your life — no pressure.

This particular ring is a 2.09K diamond wedding ring with 14K white gold, featuring clarity enhancement technology. This feature eliminates internal structural inclusions and enhances brilliance and clarity.

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C to the 3 to the PO

Star Wars droid jewelery C3PO earringsCheck out this luxury jewelry item — Star Wars droid jewelry featuring C3PO earrings! Nope, not really luxury items, but they do look like they’d be perfect for a true Star Wars fan — or for little kids who like obnoxious jewelry. I saw these and it made me want to pose a question to all you Star Wars faithfuls out there.

Did the cinema release of Star Wars I, II and III cheapen and bastardize the three originals? Should Star Wars have remained a vintage enterprise, where part of the fun and originality of the films was the premise that the second half of the series was brought to production and not the first half?

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The Insta-Cool Effect

Rolex SS Submariner white mop serti diamond dial 2007This Rolex SS Submariner with Diamond Dial is capable of what I like to call (or just made up) the Insta-Cool Effect. It doesn’t matter how much of a poor schlep you were prior to poppin’ this pretty piece, you’ll instantly be acknowledged for style and affluence with this timekeeper.

Granted, you could visit Canal Street in New York City and get a similar looking piece, but anyone with true style knows how to tell real from fugazi — you don’t want to be a poser do you? Besides, bidding seven thousand dollars for a watch is one of the best ways to tell yourself “I am amazing and deserve this.”

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Beautifully Semi Anti-Establishment

1.3 Ct Loose DiamondI’ll admit it, I’m a bit of a nonconformist, and I tend to rebel against “the man.” My rebellion never included wearing white t-shirts and rolling up my smokes in my sleeve, but more along the lines of buying coffee at an unknown cafe instead of Starbucks. And ever since my Mass Communications course in college, I’ve hated how commercialized the holidays have become. Especially when it comes to diamonds. Yes ladies, you’re all more than worth the value of diamonds, but us guys really get the short end of the stick here. Because some diamond dealers got together way back when and told John Q. Public that the only true way to show his love for his girl was to buy her a diamond, we’re all simply expected to follow suit. How about something else as equally arbitrary like…pebbles. Now that’s a budget-friendly way to say “I love you;” a handful of pebbles.

I chose to list this loose diamond as a semi anti-establishment move. Bid on a gorgeous diamond, but then take it to a small-time artisan, not a big chain, to fashion a cheaper, completely unique setting. 

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