At one point, I remember hearing a lot of scary stories about Floridian water-front property really turning into just ”water property.” Some would call it a swamp, I call it a free indoor swimming pool. However, I haven’t heard much of these water-front problems in quite some time, so I suppose if you look carefully, you can still find that dream location on the water. But I would seriously consider getting professional help in deciding if it’s completely safe.

Check out this gorgeous plot of over 44 acres in Orange County, Florida.

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Now this is what I call exercising your right as an American citizen and practicing your right to bear arms. As a sign of how full-circle we’ve come and yet how little we’ve accomplished in terms of peace, here’s a genuine opportunity to purchase a fort! Up-for-sale Fort Montgomery proudly watches over Lake Champlain, while we’re building forts across the ocean to preserve a country other than our own. Unfortunately, I don’t think any of those forts will ever be for sale, taking gunfire long into the future.  

But this really does seem like an amazing way to either preserve a historic gem or to simply own a very cool piece of property.

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If mankind is the ocean, then I am an island at its epicenter. I’m sure if you owned an island, you might be granted the luxury of thinking like that. And what do you know, here’s an auction where you can step your game up as the playboy of the universe and bid on a private island in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

The island is only 10 minutes from the center of a nearby town, so you get amazing privacy without the desolation that Tom Hanks suffered. Plus, I’ve heard that Brazil holds the highest rate for butt augmentations; not kidding.

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What’s one of the top American dreams? Owning land. What’s the American dream unearthed from our rich history? Being a cowboy and owning land. From McDonald’s clutching a piece of almost every country across the globe, to owning the highest obesity rate, we’re frontiersmen and it’s our duty to test every limit! 

This is an awesome opportunity to bid on 15 acres of gorgeous land on an all-American ranch! It even has its own bird sanctuary. Look into the possibility of charging admission to your private preserve or start giving guided horseback or ATV tours, and put a dent in your mortgage or just plain quit your day job.

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Lord of the land that is — or Lady. Here’s a rare and ridiculous opportunity to own a square foot of land in the heart of the Highlands of Lochaber, Scotland. No, I didn’t forget to include number of square feet; just one.

The cost to you is a mere $50 for your plot and full certification of Lordship or Ladyship. Now, I can’t think of any other chance to elevate your social ranking thatwuickly or cheaply! And talk about bragging rights — which one of your friends can say they’re a Lord or Lady?

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Talk about dream house — this mansion is both huge and gorgeous. Adorned on all four sides by beautiful brick, with hard European stucco and individual molding cast on site and elegant hardwood flooring, this property has obviously been constructed with an eye for detail.

Also, this residence features 1,400 square feet of porches, balcony and deck space! That’s enough footage for a small house by itself. The front yard looks nice, but you’ll want to check out the other pictures for a better view of the surroundings.

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Well, actually, this is an auction for a timeshare near the base of Heavenly, one of South Lake Tahoe’s top ski resorts. The amenities alone are reason enough to bid on this auction — rooftop tennis, pub, ski shop, bell staff and more.

Lake Tahoe is one of the most pristine, naturally gorgeous places in the States. It boasts year-round activities, including several casinos a half a mile away; just over the border. And you’ll surely find the people to be extremely friendly. The only word of caution I’ll offer is that you check to see if this timeshare is transferable or can be traded for timeshares in other places.

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When I sit down and work I often dream of living in a big house with really nice views and enough space to act out my own version of “BIG“. Looking around eBay today I found my house of the future and it’s o so close to one of my favorite cities in the world.

For the most discriminating buyer! Spectacular views of Lake Las Vegas, mountains and 3 golf courses. Villina a volanta with rotunda reception. 20,000 SF of pure opulence. Custom bridge with waterfalls into the lower level pool, master apartment, pub room, library, performance sound stage & bandstand, theatre, exercise/therapy room, 12,000 bottle entertainment wine cellar. Unbelievable Tuscany themed waterscapes and grounds on .75 of an acre. Truly a one-of-a-kind custom estate. All memberships and clubs included.

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Who wants to buy salvaged material? People who realize there’s still value in used material, and enjoy saving thousands. Brand new, the architectural materials included herein would probably cost at least triple, here you can bid for much less and get some rich history behind it.

In addition, the items included in this auction are beautiful, hand-crafted and carved pieces. You can find enough salvaged woodwork in this auction to fit an entire house.

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Have you ever wanted to vacation or live in Lithuania? Probably not. Unless you’ve thrown a dart at a map, and it randomly hit Lithuania, you’ve probably never even come close to considering such a destination. But for $28,000, you can own a beautiful plot of land with an existing structure on it. This location is very close to cities, neighboring European countries and the Baltic Sea.

This is definitely an obscure location, but compare the price to any time share or vacation condo and you’ll easily see a positive margin for this place.

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Renowned as a home of boy bands and pop princesses, Orlando, Florida also boasts some pretty awesome property. Take this 5 bedroom, 4.5 bathroom mansion-home for instance. Selling for a mere $799,000, this home is 3,900 square feet and includes a pool and a so-called “bonus” room.

True, you’ll be responsible for taking on the considerable costs of owning a pool, and your “bonus” room will just be another empty room until you can save enough pennies to buy something to put in it, but you’ll have the joy of knowing that all those rooms are yours. Or, will be yours once the mortgage is paid off.

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Without a doubt, Los Angeles is one of the most expensive cities in which to buy real estate, but it’s also the city where money is power, so having a nice house there is key if you’re the type who thrives on social connections and keeping up with the Jones’.

We’re not, here at BiggestAuctions.com, so to us it seems a little bit silly to spend $849,000 on a house that will then have to be filled with top-of-the-line appliances and bed linens to make the picture complete. But, if bamboo floors and a service entrance are what makes a house a home for you, then make your bid on this house on their website.