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Super Blue Stuff Pain ReliefMedical professionals still haven’t been able to find a cure for blue balls, but we have found Super Blue Stuff! What’s up with medical merchandise marketers? Do they think we’ve gotten bored using plain ol’ Bengay for topical pain relief? Or is this stuff aimed at children, attempting to make it fun having adult-level muscle sores?

Honestly, I know they’re just trying to be different without reinventing the wheel, but why not sell Nickelodeon Gack and prescribe it as eye cleaner while they’re at it?  

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The Most Exciting Auction Ever!

Two sheets of self-adhesive red vinylI don’t know who wrote that headline, but this is certainly not the most exciting auction ever! Okay, I wrote the headline, but this may be the most practical auction ever. Bid a whopping $4 and you can be the proud owner of two sheets of self-adhesive red vinyl! The sad part is, I’m not feigning the excitement.

As a small-business owner, I’m constantly looking for ways to market my business with a boot-strapped budget. Maintaining a low overhead is all too often overlooked as the first place to start turning a profit. I’ve actually been looking for self-adhesive material to make signs for my business and stick on my car — think about how many people see your car everyday. Now that’s cost-effective exposure.

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