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Now this is what I call exercising your right as an American citizen and practicing your right to bear arms. As a sign of how full-circle we’ve come and yet how little we’ve accomplished in terms of peace, here’s a genuine opportunity to purchase a fort! Up-for-sale Fort Montgomery proudly watches over Lake Champlain, while we’re building forts across the ocean to preserve a country other than our own. Unfortunately, I don’t think any of those forts will ever be for sale, taking gunfire long into the future.
But this really does seem like an amazing way to either preserve a historic gem or to simply own a very cool piece of property.
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Nobody seems to know her name, and yet she still proves to be the world’s best-known woman from Waikiki — it’s the dashboard hula girl! This is one of those items that you simply can’t believe that it’s made millions. It’s the type of product that helps striving young inventors get up in the morning, knowing that there is something out there that won’t require much thought, but can make them rich beyond their wildest dreams.
Not only is the dashboard hula girl fun for other drivers to see dancing in your window, it’s just got to be a major item of Americana iconology by now.
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American Idol proves once again that it’s the premier train to success station for up-and-coming performers. This time, it took runner-up Clay Aiken to the majestic stage of Manhattan. Aiken stars as the easily-frightened Sir Robin in SPAMalot; the hilarious adaptation of the classical 1975 Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
While Aiken is reported to be doing just swell on stage, it’s British actress Hannah Waddingham who really breathes vibrant comedy into her character as Lady of the Lake. The movie was absolutely hilarious and ridiculous, so I’m quite curious to hear exactly what the live performance is like!
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Now when you ask someone if they want to go for a spin, you can surpass any banal expectations of driving in a boring car. Instead, for $50,000, you can take them to your brand-new 90-feet-tall Pacific Wheel — Santa Monica’s legendary Ferris wheel. Whether you’re a playboy with too much money to spend, or actually looking for a fantastic addition to your amusement park, this wheel’s got class.
The Pacific Wheel started entertaining the masses in 1996 and saw improvements in 1998 that made it the first solar-powered Ferris wheel. I guess you just don’t want to get caught at the top when the clouds come out.
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Now this you’ve got to see — a male chastity belt, from this century! I didn’t think chastity belts survived the medieval times, let alone for men. But now that I think about it, I suppose the man is the one who typically would need the belt, not the woman, unless it’s a safety issue.
But what’s even funnier is that the male version simply makes it look like an enhancement tool, or a Viagra substitute.
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Now here’s a jersey you won’t find on the shelves of any athletic clothing store — an authentic David Ortiz jersey recently unearthed from Yankee Stadium. Oh yeah, you read it write, Yankee Stadium! Apparently, a Red Sox-faithful construction worker secretly buried Senor Papi’s jersey in the concrete of the new Yankee Stadium, wishing to put a hex on the new ballpark.
However, Yankees President Randy Levine soon found out and had the jersey uprooted before the curse had time to cast its ugly shadow over the stadium.
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First off, sorry to offend any proud owners, but Dinobots should have stayed in the Jurasic epoch. I did have an awesome pair of glow-in-the-dark Dinobot pajamas, but that’s beside the point. Now, on to more serious matters. I’d bet a good amount of money, that children of the eighties can name more dead/damaged transformers than they can dead presidents. And what’s up with significantly more Autobots being killed than Decepticons? It’s just like G.I. Joe — the COBRA’s weaponry and vehicles were always so much cooler, but they always lost.
Check out a good guy that didn’t bite the bot bolt, a first-generation Soundwave; complete with accessories.
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In my humble opinion, the Transformers should have never transformed from their first generation status. I’m not just saying that from a nostalgic viewpoint. Yes, the recent movie was pretty damn cool, but much like the more recent cartoons (um, so I’ve been told), they give up authentic action for blurry, rapid collages of spinning clips meant to boggle the brain and feign amazing events. Give me the old days when what you see is what you get, while still being able to perceive “more than meets the eye.”
Check out this auction for the ultra bad ass SkyWarp. This is a genuine first-generation transformer.
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Get your anti-drug prescription here. I’ve heard reference to the famous cult film Reefer Madness countless times, and very much want to see it. I not only found that film, but two others in the anti-drug cult classic genre. I’ve heard these films are “over-the-top government exploitation” films, but are extremely off target from reality and instead offer a comedic look on the drug world.
Bid now and get Narcotics V.1, Narcotics V.2 and Marijuana for your paranoid-viewing pleasure.
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From the shadows of elementary school comes the luminous fun of grab bags — 21st century style. Here’s an auction for e-grab bags. Everyone gets some type of prize; either monetary or otherwise. The money prizes can get up to three digits! The bid is only a dollar and the envelopes will be selected at random — hope and pray for honesty.
I wonder if someone could make a full-time living off of selling grab bags? Like casinos, I suppose you could if you could remain solvent.
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Madonna was recently reported to have “immediately embraced the idea” of using a globe as the backdrop for her Vanity Fair cover. Well, that seems par for the course of super-superstars. But hasn’t anyone learned any lessons from Tony Montana and his obsession with the globe, featuring “The World Is Yours”?
But if you’ve got over $13,500, then bid hard and go home with the Madonna-autographed globe and two tickets to a special Madonna performance in New York City. Making this deal even sweeter is that all of the sale’s proceeds go to Madonna’s Raising Malawi organization.
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I once saw Pearl Jam perform live at the Bridge School Benefit concert in Oakland, CA. The genre for the concert is pretty special. Hosted by Neil Young every year, the concerts deliver mind-bending all-acoustic sets. It featured some bands you’d never have even begun to think of what they sound like acoustically. For example, the deep, heavy electronica of Trent Reznor’s NIN surprisingly made for an awesome acoustic set.
Here’s a Gibson Guitar that has been blessed by the mighty Mike McCready while he played with Neil Young. Born of his riff rocketing fingers and sacrificed on stage in a smashing so long and funeral fire farewell, this guitar deeply embodies rock and roll.
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