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Boob Art

Female Chest ArtI know art is all about expression, but boob art? Well, I guess this kind of thing is probably considered passe by most Europeans — the country where public access channels provide soft-core porn and the newspapers flash flesh as if they were competing with the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

However, this boob art is actually on a canvas, hinting at some professional aspirations. The “artist” is also considering auctioning “making of” photos. And what about the guy’s version of this type of art, would that be similar to the paintings that trained elephants create?

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eBay Myth Busters

Spells Witch IncantationsThis has got to be the first time I’ve heard someone refer to their grandmother as a witch. But apparently this person’s great grandmother, Lady Isabel, was a well known witch in Upstate New York. This auctioneer is now in possession of a collection of spells from her great grandmother. The collection includes formulas and incantations for charm and spell bags.

I’m proposing that a team of online bidders step forward as the eBay Myth Buster Brethren. Be our bold leaders and discover the truths and untruths behind all the mystical promises found within.

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Lose Weight by Taking a Bath

20 Slimming Grapefruit Bath Bombs Bath FizziesUnless you’re also simultaneously having a bowel movement, losing weight by taking a bath sounds silly at first. These grapefruit bath bombs claim to provide slimming benefits. But with a little research, their points seem valid. Grapefruit essential oil possesses a compund called D-limonene, which stimulates the lymphatic system to rid the body of toxins and excess body fluid.

The lymphatic system is a major part of the immune system. So, helping out important functions of the body with a pleasant bubble bath sounds like it’s worth a try.

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Straight Edge Still Use Guns

Professional Tattoo KitIt blew my mind when I first learned about the Straight Edge culture. For those of you who don’t know, Straight Edge is a lifestyle with its roots in the hardcore punk subculture. Straight Edge followers abstain from alcohol, smoking and other recreational drug use, which creates quite the juxtaposition from what you might expect from the punk scene. The part that blew my mind was that it sounds pretty Christian and tame, yet these people still know how to party. And even more surprising, a large number of Straight Edge people are inked up more than most people. It just seems like a very cool mix of bad ass and good intentions.

Take a look at this auction for your own professional tattoo kit. But beware, I’ve heard that getting tattoos can get addictive, so make sure you don’t just spend every day tatting yourself up.

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Chinese Bagpipes

Chinese Gourd FluteIf there was ever such a thing as Chinese bagpipes, this would certainly be it. According to the auctioneer: “These are deep cultural intension in China.” I hope the auctioneer is either a Chinese native or five years old. I’m assuming they meant that this particular instrument has a rich cultural significance.

Whether you’re a collector of unique instruments, looking for a new musical challenge, or are homeless and looking to get the edge on the other bums playing on your corner, this Chinese gourd flute looks like it will get the job done.

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Chris Cross Craft

Chris Craft boat 1962 20 ft.Chris Craft is the only boat manufacturer that I can name by memory. Ever since I can remember, my mom would always gush on about these wooden-hulled boats. If you’ve got the cash for it, a beauty like this 1962 Chris Craft would make for an ideal Mother’s Day gift. 

Interestingly enough, Chris Craft was founded by Christopher Columbus Smith. He built his first wooden boat in 1874 when he was 13 years old. It’s got to feel good when your company lasts over 100 years old. Of course, you probably wouldn’t be around to see it.

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Permanent VIP

Online Vendor Discounts VIPIf you can’t naturally be a very important person, then purchase your status. Not all of us are popular enough to be recognized for VIP status and are relegated to wait with the masses in the ”normal” line. Here’s your chance to be special.

Here’s a great opportunity for online vendor discounts and frequent VIP opportunities. Let’s face it, it feels pretty darn good skipping everyone else in line, doesn’t it? 

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Where’s the party at?

1960 TV Viewers Political Conventions GuideIt gets pretty tiring trying to pick out truths with all the bull spit that’s flung around during the presidential party campaigns. I think political campaigns should be settled Wild West style…with a shot drinking contest. People always say that the truth comes out when you’re drunk. Well not only would we finally get some truth out of our politicians, but we’d see who’s the most stalwart and steady to be our president.

Here’s an auction for an original 1960 TV Viewers Political Conventions Guide, which explains the political process in 1960. Were things better then?

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The Glass Castle by Jeannette WallsWhoever said “people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones” was a pansy. That’s like telling an adult not to speak unless spoken to. But that’s neither here nor there. The Glass Castle by Jeannette Walls is a truly inspiring book. It delivers true details of the life of a young girl living through extremely hard times.

Ultimately, the book is a wonderful success story that will make anyone who’s not taking advantage of their full potential feel like a complete waste of life. Bid now and get inspired.

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Take that Sputnik

United Flight Training Center two-hour flight simulatorThe Space Race may now have come to a crawl, or simply it may be at a record pace, but the world just doesn’t seem to care nearly as much as it used to. Now, the most interesting issues about space are when we need to shoot down our own satellites to avoid a self-inflicted Armageddon.

Support the American Cancer Society with a successful bid on an exclusive tour of the United Flight Training Center, featuring a two-hour flight simulator experience.

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So Generous

20 wholesale lot computer pc skype headphones headsetIn the last post, I suggested starting your own business using wholesale lots as your product foundation. Now I’m suggesting bidding on wholesale lots for Christmas gifts. This would hands down have to be one of the easiest shopping missions for the holidays — one purchase. Secure an auction like this one for high-quality headphones, and you can please a diverse audience of family and friends with one fell swoop.

This is a wholesale lot for 20 computer Frisby Skype headphones. They deliver strong bass, comfortable positioning, noise-canceling features and more.

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Now That’s a Lot

Lot of 15 Dell Optiplex GX280 P4 2.8 Computer 17″LCD Xp“Go wholesale or go home” I always say. Although I’ve never actually said that before, I still find myself increasingly enticed by the idea of bidding on the numerous lots of products on eBay and starting my own online merchant catalogue. The key would be to find the proper shipping company though. Storage and shipping is surprisingly something that can make or break a business.

This lot delivers 15 Dell 17″ Optiplex GX280 LCD screens. These screens come pretty well loaded with features, so bid hard.

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