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Biggest Auctions is a site dedicated to showcasing the biggest and most unique auctions online. On a daily basis, we cover auctions that will open your eyes and expose you to items and opportunities you might never have found online. Sometimes we even cover cheap car auctions. To learn more about the site, go here.
Is the saying “I’m Rick James Bi#$h” famous because of Dave Chapelle or Rick James? I honestly wouldn’t be able to pick out a Rick James song, except for the ones that tell bi#$hes what his name is. I do know I’ve seen Dave Chapelle spout that line a dozen times and it cracks me up every time. Well, I recently heard a rumor that there’s a Rick James sex video up for auction on eBay.
That’s definitely not what we try to promote here, but this auction is of the last recordings from the late Rick James. It features an untouched, raw intro, hook and the uber famous line.
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Dave Chapelle is the man, enough said. But what’s with all the rumors a few months ago about Chapelle buggin’ out, leaving his show, and cruisin’ around Africa for a while? I even heard rumors that he was thinking of dumping the show permanently, because of all the media attention and pressure from the show. At first, I thought he was being a typical, ridiculous celebrity and complaining about being super rich and famous. But then one of my friends pointed out how many people we knew (in a very small town) spewing lines from Chapelle’s show, such as “I’m Rick James Bi$%h!” That type of fame is completely unfathomable to most of us little people, and I can only imagine some of the inherent terrors that come with such scrutiny.
Bid on this auction for a hilarious Dave Chapelle DVD: Killin’ Them Softly.
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This 1997 Ford Taurus GL may not look all that special, but its Flex Fuel option holds the potential to pay for itself. With gas prices reaching disgusting heights and global warming encroaching, ethanol-powered automobiles make for a very wise investment.
Ethanol is produced by bacteria that ferment and break down carbohydrate sugars. No, you can not run this car on Southern Comfort. A new study found that a gallon of ethanol gas can be produced from corn with 95 percent less petroleum than producing a gallon from fossil fuels. Ethanol has also shown to be more energy efficient than fossil-fuel based gasoline and 95 percent free of greenhouse gas emissions.
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As a proud 50 percent Italian I am fully entitled to live up to all the Italian-American stereotypes. This includes an especially strong interest in my heritage. Although, I’m still not sure if I’m interested for bragging rights because it’s always cool to say exactly where you’re from in Italy, or if I’ll eventually put together some type of family tree.
Either way, I came across what seems like a pretty interesting guide to genealogy. It provides information on how to research records and piece together your Italian heritage. All I know is when I looked through my grandma’s archival materials, I found enough references to Anthony’s and Luigi’s to name 10 more families.
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Lexus automobiles always exude a smooth, liquid coolness that screams luxury with a self-confident whisper. You’ve got to agree, Lexus is that car that automatically speaks of style and wealth every time you see it.
This auction boasts a sleek 2005 Lexus LS 430, featuring the presently super popular voice command, dynamic laser cruise control, audio navigation system with rear camera and Bluetooth capabilities. Go ahead and show everyone what you’re worth.
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Poor Vincent van Gogh, utterly misunderstood and under appreciated during his life, celebrated to no end only after his death. This auction is for a reproduction of van Gogh’s “Blossoming Almond Tree.” It’s simply gorgeous. The variations of blue are a stunning departure from his yellow and orange influence of Arles, Holland.
I actually got chills when I saw this post as I’ve seen the original in the Musee d’Orsay in Paris, France. This print is sure to captivate and class up any humble abode. Prove you’ve got some culture and bid hard.
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If mankind is the ocean, then I am an island at its epicenter. I’m sure if you owned an island, you might be granted the luxury of thinking like that. And what do you know, here’s an auction where you can step your game up as the playboy of the universe and bid on a private island in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
The island is only 10 minutes from the center of a nearby town, so you get amazing privacy without the desolation that Tom Hanks suffered. Plus, I’ve heard that Brazil holds the highest rate for butt augmentations; not kidding.
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The new Formula 1 GT car steering wheel for Wii looks like it’d be pretty damn fun, adding a whole new level of realism to Wii racing games. This controller also features a firm grip, “minimizing hand fatigue.” You know we’re either in the 21st century or simply unfit Americans when you hear fatigue in relation to video games — I love it.
And I’m still waiting for the virtual bodysuit to hit the market. Me and my friends always said how cool it would be to have a video game bodysuit, which featured sensors that would relay proportionate pain every time you crashed in Tony Hawk or got tackled in Madden. Now that would cause some fatigue!
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What’s one of the top American dreams? Owning land. What’s the American dream unearthed from our rich history? Being a cowboy and owning land. From McDonald’s clutching a piece of almost every country across the globe, to owning the highest obesity rate, we’re frontiersmen and it’s our duty to test every limit!
This is an awesome opportunity to bid on 15 acres of gorgeous land on an all-American ranch! It even has its own bird sanctuary. Look into the possibility of charging admission to your private preserve or start giving guided horseback or ATV tours, and put a dent in your mortgage or just plain quit your day job.
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Is this to be considered completely bizarre, or cutting-edge science that hasn’t yet broached mainstream acceptance? As a result of having deciphered manuscripts of alchemists from long ago, Life Technology has created Aurum Solis and Aurum Solis Elixir.
Made of white powder gold and a few other ingredients, these products’ properties supposedly represent the legendary ”Philosopher’s Stone.” I know alchemy has its origin in the search for creating precious elements from ordinary elemtns. But these substances appear to create a change in one’s DNA. If this claim is true, then zombie movies will take on a whole new level of reality.
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You know something’s genuine when it’s signed and authenticated on the ass. This is an auction for a very rare Barbie doll number one. Now, I may not be one for dolls, but if I had over $5,000 petty cash laying around, even I’d consider bidding on what’s sure to only increase in value as a highly collectible item.
I still have to chuckle though when I think of all the controversy this little sweetheart has caused. With anatomical proportions that would make Darwin’s head spin, poor little Barbie has often been dissed for encouraging unhealthy body images. I still think she’s pretty darn cute though.
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Baseball cards may not be doing well in the trading world, but comics are still king. This Silver Age Comics piece boasts the Action Comics Collection. And on its pedestal is the first appearance of superman. That’s right folks, this is the iconic Action Comics number one — still in good condition.
If you submit the winning bid for this prize, and receive this holy grail of comics, I’m not sure you’d be able to ever resell such a treasure. But if you’re in it purely for the resale value, then this will surely make for a sound investment. Talk about an amazing graduation present for your kid. Can you imagine the value of this comic in just a few more years?
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